Games on TV

Sunday

COWBOYS AT TITANS

Game time: 11 a.m.

On TV: KASA-Channel 2

Comments: T.O. and his broken hand vs. Pacman (wacka wacka) Jones and that horrible Titans defense. Take the hand.

Prediction: Cowboys, 21-6

CHARGERS AT RAVENS

Game time: 11 a.m.

On TV: KRQE News 13

Comments: Chargers have awesome young players on both sides. Ravens have awesome old players.

Prediction: Chargers 14-10

PATRIOTS AT BENGALS

Game time: 2:15 p.m.

On TV: KRQE News 13

Comments: Bengals WR Chad Johnson scores the winning TD, runs over to Bill Belichick, yanks the coach's hood over his head and pulls the drawstring really tight.

Prediction: Bengals, 27-21

SEAHAWKS AT BEARS

Game time: 6:15 p.m.

On TV: KOB-Channel 4

Comments: Shaun Alexander said the power of prayer healed his broken foot. Too bad the power of the Madden curse is even greater.

Prediction: Bears, 20-7

Monday

PACKERS AT EAGLES

Game time: 6:30 p.m.

On TV: ESPN

Comments: If you drafted Eagles QB Donovan McNabb in your fantasy league he should probably start. If you drafted Brett Favre . . . what were you thinking?

Prediction: Eagles, 30-14

Other Sunday games

COLTS AT JETS

Game time: 11 a.m.

Comments: Colts' Marvin Harrison is still waiting for his first TD. No way this drought continues through Week 4.

Prediction: Colts, 33-21

SAINTS AT PANTHERS

Game time: 11 a.m.

Comments: The Saints' sweet vibes continue against the NFL's most schizophrenic team.

Prediction: Saints, 17-13

VIKINGS AT BILLS

Game time: 11 a.m.

Comments: The Bills look great in their retro uniforms and the Vikings look stupid in their new ones. Somehow, this won't affect the outcome.

Prediction: Vikings, 15-8

CARDINALS AT FALCONS

Game time: 11 a.m.

Comments: Hey, Coach Green - stop messing with quarterback Matt Leinart. He'll steal your woman. What was up with the Falcons last week?

Prediction: Cardinals, 24-14

DOLPHINS VS. TEXANS

Game time: 11 a.m.

Comments: Dolphins took Daunte Culpepper over Drew Brees. Texans took Mario Williams over Reggie Bush. These teams are run by morons, but at least you could rationalize Miami's pick.

Prediction: Dolphins, 10-3

49ERS AT CHIEFS

Game time: 11 a.m.

Comments: 49ers' Alex Smith has thrown three TD passes and the Chiefs' Larry Johnson still hasn't found the end zone. What planet are we on?

Prediction: 49ers, 21-20

LIONS AT RAMS

Game time: 2:05 p.m.

Comments: If the baseball Cardinals miss the playoffs, and the Rams lose to the lowly Lions, this will be a horribly embarrassing weekend in St. Louis.

Prediction: Rams, 28-17

JAGUARS AT REDSKINS

Game time: 2:15 p.m.

Comments: Redskins running back Clinton Portis, aka Janky Spanky, was back like Kojak last weekend. But the Jags defense is too nasty.

Prediction: Jaguars, 17-10

BROWNS AT RAIDERS

Game time: 2:15 p.m.

Comments: Did the Raiders' Randy Moss retire and forget to tell us?

Prediction: Browns, 14-6

Last week's record: 9-5